So, there's something in my roof.
S says it's probably mice, which is disturbing enough, but I'm not convinced. Not unless said mice are auditioning for parts in Riverdance (is there still a Riverdance?), or Stomp. Maybe they're dutch mice and enjoy clogging. Who doesn't enjoy clogging I ask you? And it's not just the thumping footsteps either, there's dragging noises as well. Perhaps they're rearranging furniture, you know, redecorating, sprucing the place up. Perhaps I should expect to hear the sounds of little drills and and saws. I'd hazard a guess at a raccoon , but wrong continent. I keep hoping that it will go away, but that seems way too optimistic. You don't think the closet monster has moved into the roof space? The manhole is in my closet (no, I don't think it's secretly gay. I'm not even certain it has a gender despite it being a manhole). Too disturbing to think about.
Puts me in mind of my favourite movie-mum, Lucy Emerson
"I can never sleep with the closet door open, either. Not even a crack. Sam , this is a terrible thing to admit, but I think that one of the
reasons I divorced your father was because he never believed in the
closet monster."
And in comes a cackling Grandpa with another stuffed animal. Oh, Grandpa!
Let's not even contemplate "They" (Wes Craven you lovable larrikin) - the final scenes were horrendous for those of us that believe in closet monsters. Might have to watch that one again this evening! Funny how subjective horror films are.
I love a good horror film - not a fan of the current spate of 'torture-porn' like Saw and Hostel, though I did grow up loving other slasher films like Nightmare on Elm Street (it's all about a good story line if you ask me - again with the Wes Craven). I like a good 'supernatural' under (or over) tone. I really liked The Grudge (American version, haven't seen the original Japanese one) mostly because of Jason Behr (yum) and despite Sarah Michelle Geller (I mean really?). The sequel was average though. Anyway, I was going somewhere with this wasn't I? Roof spaces. Baby brother T is handsome and tall and well built and could give anyone a fright in a dark alley at night (in a good way), but has outgrown his love (or tolerance) of horror films - they now FREAK HIM OUT. He did take a cousin to see The Grudge (which, as you will see contributed to the FREAKING OUT) - a few days after said watching there was an incident at home whereby the youngest and fittest was volunteered into crawling into the manhole in the hall. He told me later he was crapping himself, waiting for a suitably creepy Asian woman with swathes of autonomous hair to grab a hold of him in the dark. I'm pretty sure it's not her in my roof. Pretty sure. Now I'm actually hoping it's mice...