Howdy strangers! Been a bit lax. I know I'm slack. Whip me. Go on, I dare you.
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So I joined up with the lovely Cobwebs "Santa Can Suck It" virtual secret Santa, and was pared with the most talented Jayson, one half of the lovely Nickols Manor. What do you get the man who can make his own creepy corpse? Who shalt build scary tombstones? Who doth frighten his neighbourhood with his partner in juicy crime?
I can see no alternative.
Has to be puppies.
Yes, PUPPIES.
No not the cute an cuddly type, the ones that chase you to your death, rip your throat to shreds or turn you into zombies. You know, Hell Hounds. Yes they deserve capitals. Observe:
Awww...cute. All I Am Legend like. Would look good in the gravestone infested front yard. Might actually maim or kill the trick or treaters rather than just frighten them, but life is for the un-living. Sometime we just have to take that leap. Right?
No?
No to the puppies?
Right.
Play poker Jayson?
Not a card person myself, but this would make a nice conversation starter:
The Ace of Spades poker table. Plus that looks suspiciously like Iron Maiden's Eddie on the table. Extra points.
Already have a pool table? Hows about a coffin rack?
Cute!
You can use it on your coffin pool table!
And those who aren't in to playing sports like poker and pool (ahem) can sit on your coffin couch. You can choose the colour, I'll let you!
I hope you have the room for your gifts Jayson! If not, you should SO build on a theme room to your house for all these presents. Hours of fun for the whole family!
Ahhh...I love giving gifts. Makes me feel all full-upped inside.
Merry Christmas Jayson and Dixie!
xxCryptStitchxx
